Evil Dead Remake Confirmed to Suck


Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell and Rob Tapert teaming up to remake Evil Dead? What could possibly go wrong? This.

Shock Till You Drop has Ghost House Pictures’ press release officially announcing the remake is actually happening. The only problem being the writer:

Academy Award® winning screenwriter Diablo Cody is currently doing revisions on the draft.

Diablo Cody. The hack who wrote Juno and the terrible Jennifer’s Body is writing Evil Dead. Will Ash talk like Juno? We hope not. It was almost too good to be true that the trio who made Evil Dead what it was would handle the remake, but they had to go and ruin it with Diablo Cody.