Obi-Wan Kenobi in jail for aggravated assault


Not the real Obi-Wan, just some guy who got really drunk. MSNBC has the story of a guy in Pennsylvania who seriously beat who he claimed was once his best friend. When confronted by the cops he said he was Obi-Wan Kenobi and on a mission to kill all evil. Obi-Wan beating up his former best friend? Sounds just like the plot to Episode III to us!